me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
never NOT reblogging this. When people say this, they’re implying that a mans natural state is ‘rapist’ - that when they see a woman, they must CONTROL themselves so they don’t rape them - as if they have no control over themselves because they’re some sort of sexual beast.
YOU GO GIRL!
this is beautiful. c’:
preach it girl i feel you
it’s like you think that she’s gonna fall and then she surprises you with this unbelievably beautiful move.
Holy perfection
If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of shit as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all fucking stupid. Sorry not sorry.
Police catches black guy with a plastic fork: OMG DO YOU HAVE A LICENSE TO CARRY THIS FORK OMG EVERYBODY HE'S REACHING FOR THE FORK I REPEAT HE HAS A CONCEALED WEAPON SHOOT HIM AND MAKE SURE ALL SHOTS ARE FATAL!!!
